Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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