Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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