It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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