hell yes lets make some ravioli
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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