drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize
