I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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