So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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