i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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