Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
