Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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