If that was your dad, he is hot
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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