are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
