Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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