just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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