VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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