doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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