I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Randomize
