dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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