I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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