I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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