Me. At least after what I've been through.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
im on a boat
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