How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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