I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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