This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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