No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
All the doctor said was why
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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