I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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