Can i not drive my cunt home
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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