Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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