Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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