ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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