Having a random hookup so left but love u
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
This toilet bowl is my home.
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