Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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