When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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