sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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