last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
