My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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