Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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