oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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