Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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