no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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