Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
