S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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