no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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