i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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