Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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