Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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