Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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