I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Ladies don't puke and tell
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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