I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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