Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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