I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
farters have to be the big spoon...
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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