also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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