fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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