yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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